The following test is an extremely scientific approach to the subject of gullibility. Each question has been developed through years of scientific research. (If you belive this so far, you probabaly should add 50 points to your final score!) Points are assigned for each answer. The more far fetched the idea that you believe in, the more points you get. Good luck, try and get the gullibility certificate! Begin by putting your name in the space below! First Name: Last Name: 1. Your best friend comes to you and tells you that they've just won the lottery and are taking you and all your friends to Hawaii. You say, "Aloha! All I need to get is my speedo and some sunblock and we're ready to go!" think to your self, 'hey it could happen', and start humming the theme song to Hawaii 5-0. say, "Yeah, right! And I'm Don Ho!" 2. Your best friend wakes you up at 4AM. They come to your door bare-assed naked and tell you they've just been abducted by aliens. You say, "Nice try! The naked thing was a nice touch!", and slam the door on them. give them some clothes and some coffee, even if they were'nt abducted something bad probably happened to them. say, "I can have Hard Copy here in 20-minutes, I've got them on speed dial!" 3. If you were on the OJ jury, your vote would have been: Not Guilty! Guilty! He didn't do it! It was all a conspiracy! If the glove doesn't fit... 4. Which of the following sounds like you? I'm not paranoid, but if something sounds too good to be true, it just might be! If a salesman tells me I'm getting the best deal on something, I believe them! Why wouldn't I trust them? I can judge people pretty well, if someone has an honest face, I'll belive most of what they say! 5. If someone tells you your shoe is untied, you stop, drop and tie! say, "oh, thanks." and then casually glance down to see if it is. say, "yeah right, I'm not falling for that one again!".........and then stop and tie your shoe! 6. You go to pick up your prom date and when their father answers the door he tells you that "they've already left!", you try and catch up with them! cry like a baby. say, "you almost got me that time", and share a hearty laugh before your date appears from the house. 7. Bathroom sinks cause over 15, 000 injuries every year. The preceeding statement was true. false. almost true, in fact bathroom sinks are responsible for over 45, 000 injuries annually. 8. OFE reccieves more visitors per day than your local McDonalds! Yeah Right! It's posible. I believe it! 9. Your father, a notorious prankster, tells you he's dying, you reply "Oh really, of what?" "OK pops, if you're dying I'm a monkey's uncle!" "Don't worry, I'll look after mom!" 10. You're watching TV late at night when an ad comes on for 'Lorna's Psychic Alliance'. Lorna advertises that her psychics are the real deal, you think it might be true, but don't feel ambitious enough to fork over $5.99 per minute. change the channel. think she sounds like the real deal, and resolve to call her. 11. Which of the following sounds the most like you? "I know I'm not gullible. In fact I think this whole test is stupid!" "I'm always falling for crank calls, but I can't help it!" "I've been a member of 6 different cults in the last 3 years, and am currently involved in a money pyramid that I hope will make me a millionaire!" 12. If you were told that the correct answer to every question on this quiz was 'c', you would think nothing of it and click on the submit button below. stop and check over your answers before continuing with the quiz. go back and change all the answers to 'c' because it is the right answer.....no really it is!