Are You a Jerk Magnet? Do the guys you attract seem like...Jerks? Are all the guys you go out with self-centered? Do they treat you like dirt? Take the quiz below to see whether you attract losers! (this test was developed from source: seventeen magazine, August 1995) 1. Your last relationship ended because... he logged in so many hours on the Internet, he never had time for you. he blew you off for your best friend. he like to engage in public displays of affection more than you, so you cut him loose! 2. Your boy friend made you solemnly swear that you would never, ever tell anyone that you two are a couple. talk during his favorite TV show, Jerry Springer. tell his friends how he jumps like a scared kitty cat in during horror flicks. 3. You always fall head over heels for a guy who occasionally forgets your name and phone number. says, "Bless you" when you sneeze. offers to carry your backpack and calls just to say hi. 4. When your crush doesn't call you back after your third message, you think: I'll call back later - he's just playing hard to get. He's dissing me, yo. Maybe he didn't get any of my messages. 5. Your idea of a decent date is going Dutch to a Green Day concert and moshing in the pit...together. grabbing a burger from the local drive-thru and eating it in the car. hanging out at the arcade watching your guy play 20 consecutive games of Sega's 'House of the Dead' 6. You've been bouncing off the walls with excitement over your school's spring semi-formal. Your date calls the day of and says, "Sorry, can't make it." You respond: "That's cool. I understand." "You butthead! Don't even think of uttering my name again!" "No problem. How about tomorrow night then?" 7. You eating lunch in the school cafeteria. You have a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth. Your boy friend alerts you to this by: making a discreet 'pick-your-tooth' gesture. hollering, "Oh God what's that disgusting thing stuck to your tooth?!?!" asking, "So, what did you have for lunch?" 8. The guy you've been steadily seeing introduces you to his friends as: his friend. the old ball and chain. your name here. 9. When your date comes to pick you up, he honks the car horn until you emerge from the house. comes in and says hi to the entire family. yells your name from the driveway. 10. Your date is taking you home from the Monster Truck Rally. He runs every single stop sign on the way, you go limp in the passenger seat and pray it will all be over soon. fasten your seat belt and ask him sweetly if he would stop when he sees those shiny red octagons. tell him to stop the car because you'd rather walk than put your life on the line for him! 11. Your crush borrows your geography textbook, and returns it with half the pages ripped out. You demand he buys you a new book. tell him that he has an open invitation to borrow your book again whenever he wants. inquire as to the location of the missing pages - perhaps you can salvage the book yourself. 12. When you overhear your boyfriend telling his buds about your colourful array of Calvins, you confront him later and tell him that if he continues to kiss-n'-tell he's out. brawl him out in front of his friends and tell him he's history. figure he's just trying to show off, so you let him blab.