The 'Are You a Compulsive Test Taker?' Test Some people are alcoholics. Some people don't brush their teeth twice a day. And then there are test-takers. The lowest of the low. Find out how pitiful you are by succumbing to the lure of the test ... 1. The section I always read in the newspaper is Sports. Business. The Jumble. 2. When it comes to doing crosswords, I don't bother. fill in all the easy words and then fold like a cheap throw rug. use my crossword dictionary. 3. Uh-oh, my annual medical check-up is on Thursday. I better cut my toenails. They look like shingles. shave my armpits. Having hair there just isn't ... right. show up. 4. When you try to meet that 'special someone', the first line that you are least likely to use is, "What's you sign?" "I bet I can guess your sign." "I am going to guess your sign or die trying." 5. During horror movies, you have a tendency to cry like a four year old girl. say, "I know who the killer is!" say who the killer is, and bask in the glory of knowing it was Jason's mother, not Jason. 6. A attractive magician offers to do a card trick for you and your date. You decide to allow yourself to be dazzled by the magician's wizardry. expose to your date how the magician is doing the trick half-way through. insist that your 'secret card' was the Ace of Buckets and sabotage the magician's trick. 7. Your best friend beat your score on the math quiz. It's time to open up a can of whup-ass. study like you've never studied before. watch T.V. and eat Fig Newtons. 8. The horrible truth is, I go to bars so I can get drunk. soak in the ambience. play bar room trivia games. 9. When you and your 'significant other' decide to do a jigsaw puzzle, your 'other' does the corners and edges, and you do the middle. you do the corners and edges, and your 'other' does the middle. your relationship hits a new form of boring never seen on Earth before. 10. Voting in federal elections is a privilege. a thrill-ride. a serious responsibility. 11. The ideal body weight for any human being is dependant on their height. somewhere between skinny and really skinny. five pounds less than their best friend. 12. You decided to take this test because you enjoy irony. it's FRIDAY NIGHT! WOO-HOO! both.