Personality Tests
The Happiness Test

You're probably wondering what the purpose of a happiness quiz is -- Obviously, you would already know whether or not you're happy. Or so you think. Recent studies show that 73% of all people that say they are "happy" have suffered in past year two of the following:

    1) The death of a close friend or relative.
    2) An attempted suicide.
    3) Insomnia.
    4) A chronic illness.
    5) Sought the counsel of a psychiatrist or physician.
    6) A separation from their spouse/lover.
 Take the test, and see how you respond to the eleven questions below. You must answer each question below for the results to be accurate. You may learn appreciate life a little bit more, or a little bit less. Either way, you should react positively to the results of the test. Remember, it is never too late to take control of your life and change it for the better.

1. When a friend asks "How are you?", you usually respond by:
    Answering "Fine", and then try to start a conversation.
    Answering "Fine, I guess" and shrug.
    Telling them how horrible your day was.
    Telling them the truth, and thanking them for asking.

2. The last time you got together with your friends you:
    watched television.
    had a really emotional conversation.
    had a really funny conversation.
    got drunk and/or high.

3. You drink alcohol when:
    it's a special occasion.
    it's the weekend.
    it's dinner.
    you want to get drunk.

4. When you see someone that is visibly depressed, you usually say:
    "Smile! Be Happy!"
    "Are you okay?"
    "What's up your butt?"
    absolutely nothing.

5. When someone tells you to "Smile! Be Happy!" you respond by:
    telling them to shut up.
    faking a smile.
    leaving the room.
    doing none of the above.

6. How often have you thought about committing suicide (even half-seriously)?
    Once or twice a year.
    Once or twice a month.
    Once or twice a week.
    Once or twice a day.

7. Do you know how you would commit suicide (even if you don't want to)?
    Yes.
    No.
    I have a few ideas.
    Who cares? Dead is dead!

8. You would describe your relationship with your spouse/partner as:
    fun.
    complex.
    comfortable.
    boring or nonexistent (applicable to those who are single.).

9. You would describe your relationship with your friends as:
    fun.
    complex.
    comfortable.
    boring.

10. You would describe your relationship with your family as:
    fun.
    complex.
    comfortable.
    boring.

11. Your greatest fear is:
    death.
    the uncertain future.
    growing old alone.
    none of the above.